dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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