I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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