Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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