She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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