I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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