Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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