Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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