YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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