I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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