She announced her abortion via fbk
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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They took my balls.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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