Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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