i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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