she woke up with a sticky ear
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
50% drunk capacity currently
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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