Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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