He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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