at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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