So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Randomize
