Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sorry about my life...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
