i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We need to rekindle our bromance
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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