I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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