A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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