so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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