i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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