i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I need you to use more vowels.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Enjoy the penises
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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