As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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