Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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