I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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