K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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