I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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