What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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