yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Shame - the story of my life.
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