Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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