i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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