i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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