Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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