Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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