I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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