I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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