I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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