My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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