i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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