Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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