Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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