Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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