nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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