Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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