It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Bring me that man meat
I need to align my fucking chakras
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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