How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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