Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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