so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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