she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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