I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.