champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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