you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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