Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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