By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
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I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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