Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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